Sociopath in the City
Only I would get cornered on an empty Red Line car at 3am by a slightly handsome yet total creepy-ass sociopath who ran down the platform when he saw me entering the empty car alone and decided to block me in my seat and ask me really creepy questions like if I was alone in the city, etc. and “what’s the worst that would happen to me if I came to his apartment” along with...
Kim Kardashian's Ass is Blocking My View
There’s an apartment building by my house that has a huge Midori billboard featuring Kim Kardashian. I realized one day that half of the windows in the building are being blocked by Kim Kardashian’s ass. Yup: Kim Kardashian’s ass is ruining the view for half of the people who live in that building. I mean, really — how pissed would you be if Kim Kardashian’s 20 ft...
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