In the past week, I’ve had two former coworkers call me in full-on “OMFG YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED…” mode.
1. Receptionist at one former job sent a department manager to pick up an “emergency prescription” for “her daughter”. Dude (mgr) gets arrested while leaving pharmacy. Turns out girl had forged over 100 prescriptions for painkillers… and set him up. Everyone gets arrested. It’s one big party in jail until they figure out the manager is innocent. Chick, however, rots away in jail… and uses her one phone call to call my former mgr. and tell her she can’t make it into work, so she’ll have to quit. Heh.
2. Another former coworker for a non-profit city-government-esque place I worked for called me today. Turns out one of our former coworkers (a woman in her 50’s who just happened to be our boss’ BFF) starred in a rather unflattering porno that’s now making it’s way around the neighborhood via a porn site. This is the same diligent worker that stole $8,000 from a bank she worked at before being employed with us… but that’s neither here nor there.
This is making me wonder what sort of creepy job qualifications I’m living up to…